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Can’t Touch This is a standalone enemies-to-lovers romcom full of cheesy one-liners about sausage-shaped appendages, a grumpy OCD vet just trying to help, and a serial rescuer who decides she’s his next project. There might also be a mistaken identity as her naked cousin, a date involving a balaclava, and a pigmy pig called Hippo. Basically, if you want to laugh and swoon but also fan yourself from the spice smoking off the steamy pages…read this book.
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If you’re looking for a easy, LOL, spicy read in-between dark romances, then this is the perfect palate cleanser! 🙂 Here are a few teasers to tempt you but if you’re ready to download, go grab a copy for FREE now 🙂 Please share and let any of your friends know. This little romcom is rather swoony, snarky, and steamy 🙂
“But I liked her. Therefore, she scared me.
And when I got scared, I got snarky.
Be an adult. Get a grip.
The idiotic ten-year-old inside me won. “You have to say it properly.”
“Say what?”
“Can I touch your wiener, Mr. Carson.”
“Ah ha, I knew you were talking about your…umm, manhood.”
I exploded in laughter, scaring the mutt. “Manhood? How old are you? Eighty and reading Fabio shirt rippers?”
She crossed her arms. “It’s a correct term for that part of a man’s body.”
“Sure it is. But c*ck sounds so much better.”
“How about d*ck?” She smiled sweetly. “That’s a common one and wouldn’t you know…it’s what you’re being right now.”
I couldn’t keep a straight face. I laughed harder. “Damn, you’re adorable when you’re mad.”
She froze. “Who says I’m mad?” “Your cheeks are pink and you’re yelling at me.”
“I’m not yelling.”
“Are too.”
“What are you? Twelve?”
I shook my head. “Nope. Older. In fact, I’m guessing I’m the perfect age for you.”
She swallowed hard. “And what exactly is that supposed to mean?”
“It means I’m probably slightly older than you which women seem to like and I’m taller—which is also a good thing from what I’ve heard, and I’m stronger. Therefore, I’m perfect.”
Wariness painted her face. “Perfect for what?”
“A date.” I held out Pikachu. “Go ahead and touch my wiener. But if you do, you have to go on a date with me.”
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★★★★★ Possibly the best read of the year! It’s so laugh out funny that it sneaks up on you. Is it possible to fall in love with a book because I just fell in love with this one! – Reckless Readers
★★★★★ This has got to be one of my favorite books of all time. I laughed so hard the first few chapters I almost peed my pants – Debbi, GR
★★★★★ Utter brilliance. The two words that describe this book. Sheer, utter brilliance. Di, GR
★★★★★ Not even 10 percent into this story, the humor and heat had me eating up the pages. Sweet and spicy, witty and wonderful, I LOVED this story so much! – Karen MC, GR
★★★★★ This book had me rolling the whole time. This is going to be in my top favorite reads this year. If you’re looking for something super-hot and hilarious you found it right here – Danielle
★★★★★ The rants, sarcasm, and jokes were off the chain. The sex scenes were super hot and the love of animals was beautiful. Nailed it. – Mickey
★★★★★This is one of my favourite books I’ve read lately! I laughed and cried and swooned. The banter and humour between characters is amazing! Pure GOLD! Definitely on my re-read list! – Erika
★★★★★ Fun, delectable entertaining, scorching hot. This book was deliciously naughty and really warmed my heart with the love of animals – Dayanara GR
★★★★★ OH. EM. EFF. GEE.
Loved this crazy book! Seriously fantastic. The passion, snark, sexting, and lovings were oh, so delicious. Puppies, pigs, passion and possession. LOVED. IT. – Mary
★★★★★ The humor settles into a great rhythm so you can laugh along while swooning! And did I mention HOT sexy times?! Off the charts chemistry heats up this gem of a romance! – Books and Tequila Blog